S1E41 - Future Train

You know what ages really well? April Fools jokes. So we did one. There's no new episode on Friday. But there is on Saturday! April Fools! I guess. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about weird ways to open cans, compostable knives, drumming too hard, dudes afraid of singing songs written for women, tiny trains, people who love tiny trains, eating bugs, Future Train, mummy myths, fun Bill Murray Facts, made up movies and their crossovers, recasting movies with muppets, rifftrax, being threatened in public, slaps, drinking the blood of younger people, complicated tables, eating cereal, #brands. Links How Far I'll Go is Moana's "I want" song. There's a lot of different scales for model trains. Apparently they're eating a lot of bugs in Snowpiercer. (There's a lot of bugs in the world.) Mummies were not actually burned as fuel. Supertrain is coming. Have a small bag packed. The Muppets would improve literally any movie. The Incomparable did a great episode about The Good Place. RiffTrax is doing a live show about The Five Doctors. Dave Chappelle's new Netflix specials are very transphobic. Two good specials that you should watch are Mike Birbiglia's Thank God for Jokes and Ali Wong's Baby Cobra. Flamme Rouge is a board game about bike racing.